Saturday, April 5, 2008

I'm a Tar Heel born, I'm a Tar Heel bred

Clearly, I have failed as a mother.

Little man came home from school yesterday and told me, "Mom, I think I want to start liking Duke." "Michaela likes Duke."

Thank goodness it's Spring Break (and the NCAA tourney - which Duke is SO not in!), so I have a week to get all of that brainwashing nonsense out of his head. I'm going to make him wear his Carolina shirt all week. :)

'Cause..........................
I'm a Tar Heel born,
I'm a Tar Heel bred,
and when I die I'm a Tar Heel dead,
so Rah! Rah! Carolina, 'lina
Rah! Rah! Carolina, 'lina
Rah! Rah! Carolina, 'lina
Rah! Rah! Rah!

GO HEELS, GO!

The Church of Oprah Exposed

I don't want to bombard the blog with YouTube videos, but a friend sent this to me this week and I just haven't been able to get it out of my head. Let me first say, I know nothing about the book that's promoted at the end of the video and I'm not endorsing it in any way. But this video is so disturbing I wanted to share it with the few that read my blog. I haven't watched Oprah in YEARS, simply because I know she tends to embrace every belief that comes on her show. But, girls, this is some scary stuff!! She has such a massive following and to think she is now promoting her own 'religion'. The thing that really gets me in this is that Eckhart says he doesn't give any thought to what will happen after he dies. How can you believe in God and Jesus (which they claim to do, in a very warped way) and not think about heaven? For a Christian, heaven is one of our most precious thoughts -- after all, Jesus said, "for I go to prepare a place for you." Now, I'm not trying to judge her, but I am just so convicted by this. How many people cling onto every little word Oprah says? How many people will miss the joys of heaven because of her teachings?Sorry to take such a serious tone on this post, but this is some serious stuff, y'all, serious stuff.

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

My First Time

Well, I just had the best girls night out last night!! Some gals from GEMs (God Embracing Mothers) at our church had a chick night and went to Vogue Nail and Spa and had pedicures and manicures (and some had some facial waxing done, but as I've told you my eyebrows are now in tip-top shape thanks to the wonders of some home waxing products from Ulta). I must confess that I've never, yes I said never, had either one of these done. And if you saw my hands and feet that probably wouldn't be a really hard assumption for you to make. My poor feet -- if you know me, you know that I ripped my big toenail out last summer. A word of advice, my friends - don't ever try to move a large rock with flip-flops on. I'm just sayin. So, anyhow, it has FINALLY grown back in at full length, though it doesn't quite look the same. I've always been a little afraid of having my nails done, since my background is in Communicable Disease/Public Health and many studies have been published on the fungal infection rate from nail shops (yawn, yawn). However, I must say, I was really impressed. This little place was so clean (and had gorgeous chandeliers) and each person had their own little "nail kit" box and I saw the gal putting the instruments in the sterilizer machine after I got finished. I still couldn't bring myself to let her use the clippers on me though. I think I just know a little too much about Hepatitis. Maybe one day when I'm feeling particularly reckless, I'll go back and let her cut my toenails.

So below you see a picture of my pedicured feet, along with little EG's. When she and Brookie found out I had my nails done, they wanted to have a little nail party today, so that's what we've done this morning (this also included lots of pretend makeup and glitter and some crazy hairdos).
Here again, if you know me you probably also know that I suffer from a severe case of nail biter syndrome (only fingers, not toes). Wish I didn't do it and have tried to stop and just haven't had much success in that area - so pray for me! :) But I thought, it's a girls night out and I'm just gonna go for it and have a manicure too. So, here you see the nubs of things that I call fingernails in a shade of OPI's Cosmo-Not-Tonight-Honey (they have the funniest names for their polishes!!). I'm really liking it and I'm thinking the polish might help keep me from biting them. But really, they look pitiful, don't they?




So after we had our nails done, we kicked back at Jackson's Java and had some great coffee and conversation. All the while our husbands were at home with the kids. Ahhhhh, life was good.


Monday, March 24, 2008

Elderly woman witnesses to man trying to rob her

Somehow I missed this when it was on the news. A friend of mine sent it to me and it's one of the most beautiful stories I've ever heard -- such an example of God's grace and mercy! Hope you enjoy it as much as I did!

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Ode to the Lip Plumper

Well, at the suggestion of Beth Moore's blog, I thought I'd try some lip plumper. I don't know why I decided to do that....maybe just because I thought, "well, if Beth Moore's using it, then it has to be some great stuff." Hmmmmm.


Anyhow, I went to one of my favorite little cosmetics stores, Ulta, yesterday and bought me some along with some hot wax and eyebrow stencils. Through my mother's genes, I've been blessed with some massive eyebrows which little by little I'm trying to get into shape. Hence the stencils and wax.


So, I purchased Sally Hansen's Lip Inflation Extreme. Let me just say, that is some powerful stuff. It felt like I'd just rubbed a whole box of Red Hots on my lips. I looked in the mirror expecting that it looked like that too as bad as it tingled. But it was just a pretty little shade of "Sheer Bare." The tingling wore off after five minutes or so, and I'll declare, I believe it did plump them up a little. Not a lot....but a little. The box says, "the biggest, sexiest lips possible without the time and expense of a doctor's visit." Isn't that what we all want??

Unfortunately, the hubby didn't notice when he got home from work. Maybe he was too distracted by my perfectly groomed eyebrows.

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Natalie Grant - In Better Hands

My Favorite Song Right Now

Getting started....

Okay, so I'm going to try this whole blogging thing. I've been reading several other ladies' blogs and let me just tell you, there are some crazy old gals in this world!! I've been inspired by Boo Mama and Big Mama (sorry, if I knew how to link this blog to theirs, I most definitely would!). You may wonder where the title of my blog came from.....well, for some unforeseen reason, my two oldest kiddos have developed the strangest obsession: They love mulch.

Mulch from the playground.

Mulch from the yard.

Mulch from restaurant landscaping.

Mulch from Atlanta, Chicago, or Timbuktu.

They are not partial to any particular kinds of mulch, just as long as it's mulch, they love it.

They love it so much that they fill their pockets daily with it. Now we have mulch scattered throughout our home, adding to it's decor. And I'll have to say, I'm becoming fond of it, too. (Totally kidding on that one!!). But I wanted a title that would reflect a significant part of my life, and my kiddos are that. They are my joys, with or without their mulch.

I'm looking forward to this whole blogging thing -- praying that I can keep it up. It's just nice to have a place to sit down and have some adult conversation, even if it is a one-on-one conversation with my computer and my little pretend friends out in the internet world. Whatever helps me retain the last semblance of sanity that I have.